anthxny:

#classact

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

take down the porn ads
Anonymous

nosdrinker:

you know ads are based on YOUR browsing history right

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

what are you trying to pull here dominos

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

groovychainsaws:

American education

irockyursox:

im an unpaid extra in the movie of life

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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