fandamnghost:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

pennylessproud:

fluoresceinnn:

that moment

When you answer your phone in the club and you tryna talk over the music

So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

timothydelaghetto:

recoveryisbeautiful:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

this spoke to me

Mothafuckin PREACH

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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krxs10:

but it’s not about race right?

coldg:

The nigga is playing soccer with a lion wearing a suit and nike sneakers. That dude is hella G.

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.