sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

scrapes:

follow for more black cock

scrapes:

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hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

cookienun:

wait

soundlyawake:

uselessmale:

soundlyawake:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

why did I just google that quote and it came up as spongebob

You had to google that quote honestly that was one of the best episodes of spongebob how do you not know it

I’ve literally never watched a full episode of spongebob

inbalanced:

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

well shit

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown