Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
love u babe *kisses myself on the cheek*
why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earier’
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
It smells like grilled cheese outside
which lana del rey song is this from
he knows what hes done
this show is incredible
feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair