Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property
the fall of a hero
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
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”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
why did I just google that quote and it came up as spongebob
You had to google that quote honestly that was one of the best episodes of spongebob how do you not know it
I’ve literally never watched a full episode of spongebob
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown